Your fave festive creamy Irish tipple—now good for you. Keto-crushing magic and clean bone broth protein so you can sip, smile and feel smug.

• Tastes and smells just like a glass of that other Christmas classic

• Zero alcohol, zero regrets the next morning

• A complete protein and amino acid profile

• No nasties, no fillers, no faff! Will not spike your insulin like other carb and sugar-loaded protein powders

• Craving crushing; the only protein powder on the market to contain bone broth and MCT keto creamer

Festive control, disguised as a treat

After all the Christmas over-indulging, proper protein plus good fats are your heavenly reset. We pioneered protein pimped with MCTs—8.

Provenance and quality is non-negotiable!

We don’t mess around when it comes to animal welfare, which is why our bone broth protein is sourced from grass fed, free roaming, Scandinavian cattle who live their best.

Give your’Elf a glow up!

We’re not just here for the gains—we’re here for your festive glow-up. Gut, skin, bones, joints, muscles, immunity… all the repairing and restoring you need after seasonal excess. With 17g of protein per 25g scoop, we match the whey crowd—only they can’t brag about bone broth benefits.